Right Thinking Girl has Weekend Survey 13 up and ready to be answered, so here are mine:
1. Legend has it that you made out with a (female) Brazillian supermodel at SkyBar and then checked into the Chateau Marmont for a four day bender that included strippers, a senator from a Midwest state, some kind of fight with Paris Hilton, a tub of jellybeans and Crisco, a dozen spatulas and at least one midget. Is this true? If not, please set the record straight.
Good lord, did you drop acid or something for this question? lol
It was Drew Barrymore and Ashley Judd re-enacting the cat fight from Dynasty to see who would win my affection! No midget… it was “Gidget” from Laugh-in! She was the guest referee!
2. Make up at least three Dr. Phil sayings.
Umm… I have no idea what he would say…. how about something completely ludicrous like, “That hooker has seen more rubber than a dead skunk on a highway!”?
3. Fill in the blank: _____ makes it hot.
4. Should Z suck my toes? Defend your answer.
Having never seen your feet I am unable to properly draw a conclusion! Though I might find some amusement later perusing my site logs to see if the terms “suck” and “toes” get me more hits from fetish seekers.
So to conclude… please post a picture of your feet with said toes, and I will be able to form an opinion!
5. Tell me a rumor (true or false, doesn’t matter) about any person or persons who posts here. (While I want this to be funny, please do not insult anyone or use this as an opportunity to be cruel. We’re aiming for gentle mocking here, at the very worst.)
I heard that RTG sells the results of these surveys to Democratic think-tanks!
6. Fill in the blank: _____ is my anti-drug.
Too late… I did them in my 20’s… (just pot and hash though)
7. Free associate these phrases:
a. Celebrity Clothing Lines.
b. Prison library.
c. Clean underwear.
a. Kathy Lee Gifford
b. Shawshank Redemption
c. Feels good!
8. What is the worst job you ever had?
Dishwasher at a roadhouse restaurant. They fired me when I refused to clean a grease-trap set 2 feet deep into the floor (I though I might slide in and get stuck in there head-first!).
9. Which clique did you most closely identify with in high school?
None, I avoided cliques. Though I lusted after a couple of the girls in the popular clique.
10. Z is to toe-sucking as RTG is to _______.
Anything divided by zero….
11. Offer up an RTG slogan.
RTG: All conservative women should this cool!
12. Tell me something you will not do.
Clean a grease trap I might slide into head-first.
13. What is your best beauty/health tip?
Eat healthy – don’t eat processed foods if possible. (I have lost 35 lbs since mid-Feb on the South Beach Diet & doing exercise).
14. Make a prediction about what a regular poster on RTG is doing this weekend (remember: no meanness!)
RTG: running in the morning?
15. Fill in the blanks: Parker Grace’s first words will be _____ and _____.
“Mama” (congrats on the pregnancy thing BTW – I’m a new fan, so I can send ‘em in late!), “Wiggles!”